A Certain British View of Americans

You are all
Fat, stupid
And violent

Religious fanatics,
Naive fools,
Deluded optimists,
Paranoid,
Aggressive,
And fearful

You want
The sweet taste
Of sugar
In your mouth
At all times

You’re oblivious
To the
Immense
Destruction
You leave
In your
Wake

And
You have
No idea
Why
Everyone
Hates you

But please,
Keep making
Your films
And
TV shows