Rentoul

John Rentoul masturbates over the giant photo of Tony Blair,
which hangs above his bed.
Tony grins from ear to ear,
as he and Cherie are about to enter Number 10 for the first time.
John’s had it there for almost 15 years.
He never tires of it.
“3 elections in a row…” John says quietly,
as he frantically tugs on his semi-flaccid member.
“3 elections in a row…3 in a row…3 in a row…3 in a…ahhhh…”
He exhales.
The deed is done.
He cleans himself up,
and then returns to re-reading
A Journey by Tony Blair,
for the 3rd time,
that month.

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